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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess,
what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

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