women vs cars

>> When Henry Ford died and went to Heaven, St. Peter greeted him at the
>> Pearly Gates.
>>
>> After welcoming Ford, St. Peter told him, "Well you've been a good man,
>> and your invention, the automobile assembly line, changed the world. As
a
>> reward, you can ask anyone in Heaven any question you want."
>>
>> Ford thought about it and said, "I want to ask God himself a question."
>>
>> St. Peter escorted Henry Ford directly to the Throne Room and introduced

>> him to God.
>>
>> Ford asked God, "When you invented woman, what were you thinking?"
>>
>> God replied, "What do you mean?"
>>
>> Well, said Ford, "You have major design flaws in your invention:
>>
>> 1. There's too much front end protrusion.
>>
>> 2. It chatters too much at any speed.
>>
>> 3. Maintenance is extremely high.
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>> 4. It constantly needs touching up and refinishing.
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>> 5. It is out of commission at least 5-6 days out of every month.
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>> 6. The rear end shakes too much.
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>> 7. The exhaust is located too close to the intake.
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>> 8. And fuel consumption is outrageous, just to name a few."
>>
>> "Hmmmm", replied God, "hold on a minute."
>>
>> God went to the Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and
>> waited for the results.
>>
>> In no time the computer printed a report. God read it, turned to Ford
and
>> said, "My invention may be flawed, but according to these statistics,
>> more men are riding my invention than yours."