Guys Rules

The Guys' Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note..
These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!**********

1. Men are NOT mind readers.************

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.************

1. Crying is blackmail.************

1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!************

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.************

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.************

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.************

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.************

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys..************

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.************

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one************

1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.************

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.************

1.. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.************

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.***********

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.************

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.************

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .************

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.************

1. You have enough clothes.************

1. You have too many shoes.************

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!************

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;