May I know the time please?!....

May I know the time please?!....read a conversation b/w a young man & an old man....enjoy...


Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.


Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?


Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.


Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?


Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.


Young Man:Quite possible.


Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
will ask my name and address.


Young Man: Quite possible.


Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
it.?


Young Man: Possible


Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
has and I will then have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.


Young Man: Smiles.


Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a date with you.


Young Man: Smiles


Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.


Young Man: Smiles


Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and
tell me about your love and ask for my permission.


Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles


Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
Watch.