women vs cars

>> When Henry Ford died and went to Heaven, St. Peter greeted him at the
>> Pearly Gates.
>>
>> After welcoming Ford, St. Peter told him, "Well you've been a good man,
>> and your invention, the automobile assembly line, changed the world. As
a
>> reward, you can ask anyone in Heaven any question you want."
>>
>> Ford thought about it and said, "I want to ask God himself a question."
>>
>> St. Peter escorted Henry Ford directly to the Throne Room and introduced

>> him to God.
>>
>> Ford asked God, "When you invented woman, what were you thinking?"
>>
>> God replied, "What do you mean?"
>>
>> Well, said Ford, "You have major design flaws in your invention:
>>
>> 1. There's too much front end protrusion.
>>
>> 2. It chatters too much at any speed.
>>
>> 3. Maintenance is extremely high.
>>
>> 4. It constantly needs touching up and refinishing.
>>
>> 5. It is out of commission at least 5-6 days out of every month.
>>
>> 6. The rear end shakes too much.
>>
>> 7. The exhaust is located too close to the intake.
>>
>> 8. And fuel consumption is outrageous, just to name a few."
>>
>> "Hmmmm", replied God, "hold on a minute."
>>
>> God went to the Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and
>> waited for the results.
>>
>> In no time the computer printed a report. God read it, turned to Ford
and
>> said, "My invention may be flawed, but according to these statistics,
>> more men are riding my invention than yours."

Seven Rules of Motivation

1) Set a major goal, but follow a path.
The path has mini goals that go in many directions. When you learn to succeed at mini goals, you will be motivated to challenge grand goals.

2) Finish what you start.
A half finished project is of no use to anyone. Quitting is a habit.
Develop the habit of finishing self-motivated projects.

3) Socialize with others of similar interest.
Mutual support is motivating. We will develop the attitudes of our five best friends. If they are losers, we will be a loser. If they are winners, we will be a winner.
To be a cowboy we must associate with cowboys.

4) Learn how to learn.
Dependency on others for knowledge supports the habit of procrastination. Man has the ability to learn without instructors. In fact, when we learn the art of self-education we will find, if not create, opportunity to find success beyond our wildest dreams.

5) Harmonize natural talent with interest that motivates.
Natural talent creates motivation, motivation creates persistence and persistence gets the job done.

6) Increase knowledge of subjects that inspires.
The more we know about a subject, the more we want to learn about it. A self-propelled upward spiral develops.

7) Take risk.
Failure and bouncing back are elements of motivation. Failure is a learning tool. No one has ever succeeded at anything worthwhile without a string of failures.

der r sumthins money cant buy.......

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture - Rs. 20, 000.00
Breakfast - Rs. 100.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
There are some things that money can't buy

All about Men & Women

All about Men & Women


Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they still have time for women, they don't really care for
them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have
something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always
just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they
don't believe you.