When we were young, we had dreams and expectations. We imagine things, we keep thinking about what we want to be, what we want to do, what makes us proud and happy and what will we become.
We grew up, and things seemed like having its own way. We accept our success or failures and we move on. The rapid change, the need to do the urgent things, the works, the pressures and the failures, all kill part of our visions.
Things have changed, but they cannot really take away the dreams. We still have to dream on, to visualize our desires, our wants, our vision of our future, even when we are considered too old for such things.
Cornel Sanders started his business when he was sixty, and started the whole successful KFC business. The main thing is not the age - whether being too old, or too young, but it is the desire to dream on, and the courage to realize it.
Vivid visualization, taking it to sleep, thinking constantly about it, talking about it, planning it, adding all the spices to our dreams will make us a bit closer to the realization of our dreams.
Entrepreneurship starts with a dream, a simple wish of tiny restaurant operation, or a huge business of real-estate development, or a modest training center for English education, or just any other self-employed money learning fun.
The ability to dream on is one of the fine quality of human race that other species do not possess. So dream on, and put a deadline: make it a giant dream, a tiny one, an old everlasting one, a newfound one, a hobby related one, a change of life one, a religious one, a stupid one, a stroke-of-genius one, or just whatever...... just continue to dream on........ Then, Just Go and Do It!
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Thursday, June 28, 2007
Indians r none less.....
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The American has a smirk on
his face.
The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply.
The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly
with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell the jam to India."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's
eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.
And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The American has a smirk on
his face.
The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply.
The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly
with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell the jam to India."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's
eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Life of A Man
Life of A Man
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!`
The DONKEY answered, `I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!` and God gave him 20 years.
GOD created DOG and told him ` You will look after man`s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years, You will be a DOG.`
The DOG answered `GOD, living 25 years is too much, give only 10 years!` and GOD gave him 10 years.
GOD created the MONKEY and told him, `you will jump from branch to branch , you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years, you will be a MONKEY!`
The MONKEY answered ` GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me only 10 years!` and GOD gave him 10 years.
Finally GOD created MAN and told him, `you will be a MAN the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The MAN answered, GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don`t you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that the DOG didn`t want and the 10 years that the MONKEY refused ?`
That was exactly what GOD did, and since then: MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a DONKEY, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse his grandchildren.
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!`
The DONKEY answered, `I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!` and God gave him 20 years.
GOD created DOG and told him ` You will look after man`s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years, You will be a DOG.`
The DOG answered `GOD, living 25 years is too much, give only 10 years!` and GOD gave him 10 years.
GOD created the MONKEY and told him, `you will jump from branch to branch , you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years, you will be a MONKEY!`
The MONKEY answered ` GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me only 10 years!` and GOD gave him 10 years.
Finally GOD created MAN and told him, `you will be a MAN the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The MAN answered, GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don`t you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that the DOG didn`t want and the 10 years that the MONKEY refused ?`
That was exactly what GOD did, and since then: MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a DONKEY, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse his grandchildren.
No more Sardar ji jokes....?
This message was forwarded to me by a friend. An excellent response by a
true Sardaar:
"Hello friendz!!
Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which i wish to
share with you. It has
had a deep impact on my thinking.
In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi.
They rented a taxi for
local sight-seeing.
The driver was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began
cracking sardarji
jokes, just to insinuate the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar
returned the change.
Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,( in Hindi , of
course) ,''son, since
morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let
me tell you, some of
them were in a very bad taste.
Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see
the world. But I have
just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first
sardar beggar that you
come across in this city."
Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a
single sardar begging on
the streets of Delhi."
Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that sikhs are
one of the most
prosperous and diversified communities in the world. The secret behind their
universal success,
according to me , is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication.
A sardar will drive a
truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on the
streets.
Are we just going to pass on long forwarded mails of sardar jokes, or are we
going to try and bring our
own community on par with theirs ??
Please think abt it and let me know your reactions
true Sardaar:
"Hello friendz!!
Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which i wish to
share with you. It has
had a deep impact on my thinking.
In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi.
They rented a taxi for
local sight-seeing.
The driver was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began
cracking sardarji
jokes, just to insinuate the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar
returned the change.
Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,( in Hindi , of
course) ,''son, since
morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let
me tell you, some of
them were in a very bad taste.
Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see
the world. But I have
just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first
sardar beggar that you
come across in this city."
Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a
single sardar begging on
the streets of Delhi."
Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that sikhs are
one of the most
prosperous and diversified communities in the world. The secret behind their
universal success,
according to me , is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication.
A sardar will drive a
truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on the
streets.
Are we just going to pass on long forwarded mails of sardar jokes, or are we
going to try and bring our
own community on par with theirs ??
Please think abt it and let me know your reactions
Monday, June 18, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess,
what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess,
what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
A LUV LETTER WORTH READING.....
A LUV LETTER WORTH READING.....
DEAR SWEETHEART,
MY DEAR FAIR & LOVELY( ek chand ka tukda ) .I ALWAYS BPL ( believe in the best ) AND U R SANSUI ( better than the best ). U R DOMINO'S PIZZA (delievering a million smiles ) 4 ME THIS IS A COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) FEELING 4 ME.
I WANT U 2 BE MY LIFE PARTNER BUT I THINK U R WORRIED ABOUT UR FATHER WHO IS KAWASKI BAJAJ CALIBER ( the unshakable ) AND MY FATHER WHO IS CEAT ( born tough ) BUT DON'T WORRY AS I'M ALSO FORD ICON ( the josh machine ) AND REST OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS R PRETTY KELVINATORS ( the coolest one ). IF OUR FATHER SAY NO, WE WILL RUN & MARRY AND PHILIPS ( let's make things better ).
THEY WILL FEEL MIRINDA ( zor ka jatka dhire se lage ) BUT I BELIEVE IN COCO-COLA ( jo chahe ho jaye ). TRUST IN GOD WHO'S ALWAYS NOKIA ( connecting people ), WHO LUV EACH OTHER. AND DO NOT 4'GET THAT WE R WILLS ( made 4 each other ). HOW THAT HYUNDAI ( we r listening ), THE SONG OF LUV, U MUST KNOW THAT LUV IS DAIRY MILK ( real taste of life ) , SATYAM ONLINE ( fun,fast & easy ) AND PARX ( always comfortable ). SO NEVER 4'GET ME.
OK BYE!
I WROTE LITTLE BUT ACTUALLY PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more )!!!!!!
UR'S
LG ( digitally urs ),
Sachin...
DEAR SWEETHEART,
MY DEAR FAIR & LOVELY( ek chand ka tukda ) .I ALWAYS BPL ( believe in the best ) AND U R SANSUI ( better than the best ). U R DOMINO'S PIZZA (delievering a million smiles ) 4 ME THIS IS A COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) FEELING 4 ME.
I WANT U 2 BE MY LIFE PARTNER BUT I THINK U R WORRIED ABOUT UR FATHER WHO IS KAWASKI BAJAJ CALIBER ( the unshakable ) AND MY FATHER WHO IS CEAT ( born tough ) BUT DON'T WORRY AS I'M ALSO FORD ICON ( the josh machine ) AND REST OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS R PRETTY KELVINATORS ( the coolest one ). IF OUR FATHER SAY NO, WE WILL RUN & MARRY AND PHILIPS ( let's make things better ).
THEY WILL FEEL MIRINDA ( zor ka jatka dhire se lage ) BUT I BELIEVE IN COCO-COLA ( jo chahe ho jaye ). TRUST IN GOD WHO'S ALWAYS NOKIA ( connecting people ), WHO LUV EACH OTHER. AND DO NOT 4'GET THAT WE R WILLS ( made 4 each other ). HOW THAT HYUNDAI ( we r listening ), THE SONG OF LUV, U MUST KNOW THAT LUV IS DAIRY MILK ( real taste of life ) , SATYAM ONLINE ( fun,fast & easy ) AND PARX ( always comfortable ). SO NEVER 4'GET ME.
OK BYE!
I WROTE LITTLE BUT ACTUALLY PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more )!!!!!!
UR'S
LG ( digitally urs ),
Sachin...
how to catch a lion !! hhaahaaa
Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction..
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,.......
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction..
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,.......
4 reasons not to mess with children
4 reasons not to mess with children
>
> A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
>
> A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
>
> A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>
> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
>
> A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
>
> A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
>
> A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>
> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Definition Of Wife
Defenation Of Wife
W: Worries
I: Invited
F: For
E: Ever
Not Satisfied ? Well Here are some more:
* I was happy for 25 years. Then we met.
* I havent spoken to my wife in 18 years. I dont like to interrupt her.
* I married Miss right. i din't know her first name was always.
* A little boy asked his father ,Dad ,how much it cost's to get married?
" I don't know son, i'm still paying"
* When a man steals your wife, there's no better reveng than to let him keep her.
* Marriages are made in heaven. So are thunder and lightening.
W: Worries
I: Invited
F: For
E: Ever
Not Satisfied ? Well Here are some more:
* I was happy for 25 years. Then we met.
* I havent spoken to my wife in 18 years. I dont like to interrupt her.
* I married Miss right. i din't know her first name was always.
* A little boy asked his father ,Dad ,how much it cost's to get married?
" I don't know son, i'm still paying"
* When a man steals your wife, there's no better reveng than to let him keep her.
* Marriages are made in heaven. So are thunder and lightening.
a Marriage Proposal
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangalore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I
decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly
also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am
always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on
top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I
am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you
can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things
into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me,
I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my
head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
Adam
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangalore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I
decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly
also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am
always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on
top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I
am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you
can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things
into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me,
I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my
head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
Adam
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Indian TITANIC
If the Titanic was made in India:
10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It's seven and half-hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It's seven and half-hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections
Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections
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1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________
3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)
4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati
5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
Thumb Impression of candidate
(Not that of the person who filled the form)
hey my FRIEND
My rhythm to friendship is the beat of your feet
i love the sense of the sound which makes me think of you all around
wherever we meet there is always a wisdom in friendship
that feels the world with encouragement
to be part of our friendship.
The day I met you
I found a friend -
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.
Your smile - so sweet
And so bright -
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.
You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.
You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.
You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.
There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.
Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.
This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.
You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend,
My Guardian Angel.
Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.
I love you.
I will always love you.
i love the sense of the sound which makes me think of you all around
wherever we meet there is always a wisdom in friendship
that feels the world with encouragement
to be part of our friendship.
The day I met you
I found a friend -
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.
Your smile - so sweet
And so bright -
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.
You never ever judged me,
You understood my sorrow.
Then you told me it needn't be that way
And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow.
You were always there for me,
I knew I could count on you.
You gave me advice and encouragement
Whenever I didn't know what to do.
You helped me learn to love myself
You made life seem so good.
You said I can do anything I put my mind to
And suddenly I knew I could.
There were times when we didn't see eye to eye
And there were days when both of us cried.
But even so we made it through:
Our friendship hasn't yet died.
Circumstances have pulled us apart,
We are separated by many miles.
Truly, the only thing that keeps me going
Is my treasured memory of your smile.
This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.
You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend,
My Guardian Angel.
Our friendship is one-in-a-million
So let's hold on to it and each other.
We cannot let this chance of pure bliss fly away
For there will never be another.
I love you.
I will always love you.
8th Wonder
SUCH A WONDER!!!!! MY GOD!!! see this
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I
was
shocked!!!!!!!!
8th wonder i say
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You may have seen vehicles with wheel.
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.(2Wheeler, 3 Wheeler, 4wheeler... etc...)
You may have seen chairs with wheel
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(Wheel Chair....)
But have you have ever seen a tree with A Wheel.......
But have you have ever seen a tree with A Wheel.......
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This is a real wonder...... ..
Please see below.......
This is a real wonder...... ..
Please see below.......
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
My blog
GUYS' RULES
LENOVO DUAL SCREEN LAPTOP
7 WAYS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
guess this city
SITUATIONS AND PRODUCT TAGLINES
SOHNI MAHIWAL
SASSUI PUNNUN
HEER RANJHA
MIRZA SAHIBA
Time Is Like a River
gals of age 8,18,28,38,48,58,68..
5 MIN MANAGEMENT LESSONS
WEN A LIZARD CAN DO IT, WHY CANT V?
ANT AND GRASSHOPPER...
HAV A NICE DAY...
V R NOT WORTHLESS....
SUPERB QUOTES
I M NOT UR FREND IF...
I DONT WANA GO TO SCHOOL...
IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
U AND ME
2 GHOSTS TALKING TO EACH OTHER HA HA
JOKE....GUD ONE (18+)
SWISS MINI GUN
LOL...cool
WOMEN = PROBLEMS
7 rules of MOTIVATION
DER R SOMTHINS MONEY CANT BUY
MEN & WOMEN
BEST JOKE
BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS
LUNCH WITH GOD
FREND
FEMALE BRAIN
MY WEDDING CARD
NICE DEFINITIONS
WAT IS WORK LOAD?
BAAP OF ALL PJs
TIME
DREAMS
Indians r not less....
life of a MAN
no more Sardarji Jokes
a SOAP ART
a marriage proposal
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide..
A LUV LETTER WORTH READING.....
how to catch lion hhaahaaa
4 reasons not to mess with children
Definition Of Wife
Indian TITANIC
Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections
HEY MY FRIEND
8th Wonder
A poem on engineers
Must read it.....
Bollywood love letter
A husband store
Salary of a MPs
To realize.....
Never loose HOPE........
Best resume in the world
Toyota for sale
FUNNY PICS........LOL
Report Card
Ways to propose her
Clever GAL
A cute propose
SHOCK
Men's Logic
To make a women happy
LENOVO DUAL SCREEN LAPTOP
7 WAYS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
guess this city
SITUATIONS AND PRODUCT TAGLINES
SOHNI MAHIWAL
SASSUI PUNNUN
HEER RANJHA
MIRZA SAHIBA
Time Is Like a River
gals of age 8,18,28,38,48,58,68..
5 MIN MANAGEMENT LESSONS
WEN A LIZARD CAN DO IT, WHY CANT V?
ANT AND GRASSHOPPER...
HAV A NICE DAY...
V R NOT WORTHLESS....
SUPERB QUOTES
I M NOT UR FREND IF...
I DONT WANA GO TO SCHOOL...
IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
U AND ME
2 GHOSTS TALKING TO EACH OTHER HA HA
JOKE....GUD ONE (18+)
SWISS MINI GUN
LOL...cool
WOMEN = PROBLEMS
7 rules of MOTIVATION
DER R SOMTHINS MONEY CANT BUY
MEN & WOMEN
BEST JOKE
BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS
LUNCH WITH GOD
FREND
FEMALE BRAIN
MY WEDDING CARD
NICE DEFINITIONS
WAT IS WORK LOAD?
BAAP OF ALL PJs
TIME
DREAMS
Indians r not less....
life of a MAN
no more Sardarji Jokes
a SOAP ART
a marriage proposal
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide..
A LUV LETTER WORTH READING.....
how to catch lion hhaahaaa
4 reasons not to mess with children
Definition Of Wife
Indian TITANIC
Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections
HEY MY FRIEND
8th Wonder
A poem on engineers
Must read it.....
Bollywood love letter
A husband store
Salary of a MPs
To realize.....
Never loose HOPE........
Best resume in the world
Toyota for sale
FUNNY PICS........LOL
Report Card
Ways to propose her
Clever GAL
A cute propose
SHOCK
Men's Logic
To make a women happy
A Poem on an Engineer
A Poem on an Engineer
Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain
Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey
Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey
Teamwork ki chataai mey
Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey
Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain
Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey
Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey
Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke chutti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka
Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....
Kaash....
Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain
Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey
Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey
Teamwork ki chataai mey
Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey
Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain
Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey
Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey
Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke chutti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka
Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....
Kaash....
MUST READ...It deserves
An old man, staying in a small south Indian town came to visit his son in Bombay . The son in his early thirties is a successful businessman living with his wife and son. The father, having spent most of his life at his birthplace, hardly understands a splatter of Hindi or English or Marathi. But he doesn't care. "I have come here to spend a few days with my son and his family. I don't have to go out and socialize with the city people" he said.
But the son is very excited about his father's rare visit to Bombay . He wants to make the best of it. He and his wife want to show him around the city. And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too, when he and his father go out and sit in a good hotel.
Last week he was in a very good mood. 'Let's go to a five star hotel tonight,' he told his father. It was a beautiful evening.
Talking about everything under the sun they had good food. As usual they were offered some salad, peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with their ordered items. The old man being almost toothless was not much interested in eating. But that day when they got up to leave, he simply took a handful of chana (roasted grams) and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti. He might have thought about munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.
Unfortunately while walking in the lobby, he missed a step and stumbled. Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.
Now try to visualize that scenario. Someone else in his son's place would have been mortified, embarrassed to death. He might have cursed not his father but his own self for causing this awkward situation. "Never again will I take my old man to such hotels", he would have vowed.
His son...... Gently, with a smile, he helped his father get back on his feet. Instead of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused. He found the whole incident very funny. Laughing, they both went home and on the way they decided to return to the same place the following Sunday. The old man liked the place. Liked the chana too.
The son rises few days back, at a friend's place they both described this event and made everybody laugh. "Weren't you embarrassed?" Somebody asked the son.
"Oh, come on now" replied the son. "He is my father. He talks in his native language, prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel, takes chana from the hotel to eat later, does whatever he feels like.... So what? Why should I feel embarrassed with his nature and habits? Nobody has a right to stop him from doing whatever he feels comfortable with, as long the hotel guys should be concerned only with their bills and tips. But I am concerned about my father's happiness."
Make your loved ones, people around you & people who you think care for you.....happy by loving & respecting them!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
But the son is very excited about his father's rare visit to Bombay . He wants to make the best of it. He and his wife want to show him around the city. And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too, when he and his father go out and sit in a good hotel.
Last week he was in a very good mood. 'Let's go to a five star hotel tonight,' he told his father. It was a beautiful evening.
Talking about everything under the sun they had good food. As usual they were offered some salad, peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with their ordered items. The old man being almost toothless was not much interested in eating. But that day when they got up to leave, he simply took a handful of chana (roasted grams) and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti. He might have thought about munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.
Unfortunately while walking in the lobby, he missed a step and stumbled. Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.
Now try to visualize that scenario. Someone else in his son's place would have been mortified, embarrassed to death. He might have cursed not his father but his own self for causing this awkward situation. "Never again will I take my old man to such hotels", he would have vowed.
His son...... Gently, with a smile, he helped his father get back on his feet. Instead of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused. He found the whole incident very funny. Laughing, they both went home and on the way they decided to return to the same place the following Sunday. The old man liked the place. Liked the chana too.
The son rises few days back, at a friend's place they both described this event and made everybody laugh. "Weren't you embarrassed?" Somebody asked the son.
"Oh, come on now" replied the son. "He is my father. He talks in his native language, prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel, takes chana from the hotel to eat later, does whatever he feels like.... So what? Why should I feel embarrassed with his nature and habits? Nobody has a right to stop him from doing whatever he feels comfortable with, as long the hotel guys should be concerned only with their bills and tips. But I am concerned about my father's happiness."
Make your loved ones, people around you & people who you think care for you.....happy by loving & respecting them!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Bollywood Love Letter
When I am: Kareeb
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That's my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr.Aashique
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That's my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr.Aashique
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
the Husband store(joke)...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
*********
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth !
*********
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
*********
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth !
*********
Salary of the MP's...
Readthis.. This is a FACT.
Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitutionper month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Travelingconcession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi&
return:
6000km)
Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class(A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)
(All overIndia)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips /year
(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi:Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Localphone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MPper year : 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855cores)
Andthey are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largestdemocratic
process
in the world, not intruded into the parliament ontheir own or by any
qualification.
This is how all our tax money isbeen swallowed and price hike on our
regular commodities.......
Thinkof the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........
Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitutionper month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Travelingconcession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi&
return:
6000km)
Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class(A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)
(All overIndia)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips /year
(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi:Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Localphone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MPper year : 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855cores)
Andthey are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largestdemocratic
process
in the world, not intruded into the parliament ontheir own or by any
qualification.
This is how all our tax money isbeen swallowed and price hike on our
regular commodities.......
Thinkof the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........
To realize .................
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
Can Anyone Beat This Resume...... ......
RESUME
EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export
competitiveness
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics,
1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor,
International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,Universit y of Delhi,
1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi,
1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience/ POSITIONS:
1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India.
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on
rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee
BOOKS:
India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon
Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of
articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and
1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section,
UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION:
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of
Birth: Gah (West Punjab)
Father: S.
Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
Our Prime Minister is possibly the most qualified PM all over the world.
Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN .
EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export
competitiveness
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics,
1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor,
International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,Universit y of Delhi,
1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi,
1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience/ POSITIONS:
1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India.
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on
rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee
BOOKS:
India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon
Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of
articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and
1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section,
UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION:
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of
Birth: Gah (West Punjab)
Father: S.
Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
Our Prime Minister is possibly the most qualified PM all over the world.
Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN .
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Report Card
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed
"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy
and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
you'll like him too - even with all his piercing,
tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together. Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway,42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no
money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way
of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends
as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her
father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and
call when it is safe for me to come home.
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed
"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy
and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
you'll like him too - even with all his piercing,
tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together. Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway,42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no
money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way
of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends
as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her
father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and
call when it is safe for me to come home.
ways to propose her...........
ways to propose her ............(at your own risk!!!)
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.
11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
12. Are you lost?
'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
15. Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.
16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.
11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
12. Are you lost?
'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
15. Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.
16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
CLEVER GAL
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
"The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk
about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat Patty,
And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
"The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk
about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat Patty,
And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
A cute propose........!!!!!!!!!
kinda cute i guess...
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem.
But he'll never
like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem.
But he'll never
like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
SHOCK !!!!!!!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing
his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
from her
husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence
messages from
relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers
here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving Hubby !!
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing
his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
from her
husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence
messages from
relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers
here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving Hubby !!
Men's Logic
Men's Logic
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
To make a woman happy
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about whereshe goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
-------------------------------------------------------
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . Leave him in peace
!!!
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about whereshe goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
-------------------------------------------------------
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . Leave him in peace
!!!
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